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listening to "Comfort Eagle"

Cake - Comfort Eagle :) good night everybody..

listening to "Spongebob singing Du Hast"

Spongebob singing Du Hast [Video]

listening to "Jane

good one :o) RB @GiantPimpslapper: “Jane’s Addiction - Been Caught Stealing : Ritual de lo Habitual (1990)”

listening to "Thompson Twins

Thompson Twins “Lay your hands on me”

listening to "A Day at the Office"

A Day at the Office [Video] (I want it that way - Backstreet Boys)

listening to "Balkan Beat Box - Joro Boro"

Balkan Beat Box – Joro Boro

listening to "The Trousers - Blood for you (official video)"

The Trousers – Blood for you

listening to "GOT TO GIVE IT UP - MARVIN GAYE"

:o) RB @Bubbly3: “CLASSIC groovin & movin tune :) thx TBone @DJLOPZ: “If this doesn’t want to make you dance and feel good, you are not human”

listening to "Eric the half-a-bee"

Monty Python - Eric the half-a-bee

listening to "Hot N Cold (Kirk/Spock)"

Hot N Cold (Kirk/Spock) from http://www.imaginarysanity.blogspot.com/

listening to "ALBERT EINSTEIN BIZOTTSAG bestia"

ALBERT EINSTEIN BIZOTTSAG bestia

lucasvi: Pokemans lightlady: fuckyeahslightlyamusing: roflrazzi Fascinating.. simply fascinating..

lucasvi:

Pokemans

lightlady:

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:

roflrazzi

Fascinating.. simply fascinating..


Hockey Fan

A True Canadian Hockey Fan

 


It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his  seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty.  He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone  will be sitting there.


“No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.”


“This is incredible”, said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and  not use it?”


The neighbor says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”


“Oh … I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend or a relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?”


The man shakes his head. “No. They’re all at the funeral.”


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Are you Kathlick?


   THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn’t get anyone to play with them.
 They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn’t go to Sunday school so they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor was there.

 


One little boy said, “We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with us.
Will you baptize us?”


 

 
Sure,” said the janitor.

 

 
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.
Then he said, “You are now baptized!”

 


 
When they got outside, one of them asked, “‘What religion do you think we are?”
 
The oldest one said, “We’re not Kathlick, because they pour the water on you.”
 
“We’re not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water.”

“We’re not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you.”
 
The littlest one said, “Didn’t you smell that water?”

 
 
They all joined in asking, ‘Yeah! What do you think that means?’

 
 
“I think it means we’re Pisskopailians!”
 

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Oxymorons


O  x  y  m  o  r  o  n  s       
1.    Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?   

2.      Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?  

3.    If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?  

4.    If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the  words?  

5.    Why do we say something is out of whack? What is whack?    

6.    Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same  thing?    

7.    Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?  

8.    Why do “tug” boats push their barges?     
9.     Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball  game”   when  we are already  there?
 
10..    Why are they called ” stands” when they are made for  sitting? 
 
11.    Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?   

12.   Doesn’t  ”expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected  expected?  

13.  Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?     

14.  Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite  things?  

15.    Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it  sounds?  

16.    If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you  to do it?  

17.    If all the world is a stage, where is the audience  sitting?  

18.    If  love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?     

19.    If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?  
 
20.    Why is bra singular and panties  plural?
 
21.   Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote  control when you know the batteries are dead?
 
22.   Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?  

23.    How come abbreviated is such a long word?     

24.  Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we  use them?  

25.   Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?  

26.    Why do they call it a TV set when you only have  one?  

27.  Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your  socks?
 
28.   Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?    
 
 I  dunno,  why  do we?  
 
God  Saw  you  hungry &  created  
 
McDonalds,  Wendy’s, and Dairy Queen.  
 
He  saw you   thirsty   &  created  
Pepsi,    Juice,  Coffee and  Water.     

 
GOD saw you  in  the dark & created Light  ..     
 
GOD saw you without  a Good  looking , adorable,  FRIEND………   
 
      So He created  ME  
 


 




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